From Zjendjan

[john_ofdarkness]

1. What's your most favorite thing ever?

I'm torn. There was a moment, when I was playing for a production of Otello, when the piano was in tune and the singers neither overacted nor undersang, and I really do believe it may have been the most perfect moment I have ever experienced. On the other hand, I think that 'sex' more regularly fits the description of 'most favorite thing ever.' Such a dilemma.

2. What are you afraid of?

Did you really expect an answer to that question?

3. Why do you call me duck?

Habit.

4. Do you call everyone duck?

Yes.

5. If so, why can't I get a better pet name?

Do you have a preference?

INSTRUCTIONS
01. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
02. I respond by asking you five questions of a very intimate and creepily personal nature. Or not so creepy/personal.
03. Update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
04. Include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
05. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

Comments

[john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

*smirks* No.

[zjendjan.livejournal.com]

Umm... God?

[john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

I'm not quite sure whether or not I believe in God--and no.

[zjendjan.livejournal.com]

Dying?

[john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

If I were afraid of dying, I don't think I would smoke nearly so often.

[zjendjan.livejournal.com]

Not dying once everyone else has?

[john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

I'm too much a misanthrope to fear that.

[zjendjan.livejournal.com]

Hmm... *gets in his serious thinking pose which only makes him look a little silly* Embarassing things?

[john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

*smirks* Hardly.

[zjendjan.livejournal.com]

Can you give me a hint?

[john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

I gave you a hint, duck. I told you to stop guessing.

[zjendjan.livejournal.com]

*he makes a noise of frustration* Fine! But it isn't fair that you didn't answer the question.

[john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

Think about that long enough, and you might have your answer.

[zjendjan.livejournal.com]

...You're afraid of answering questions?

[john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

*laughs* If I were, you would be the most terrifying person on Earth at the moment. No, I'm not afraid of answering questions.

[zjendjan.livejournal.com]

Having people know what you're afraid of?

[john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

*smirks--no answer, which is in and of itself a kind of answer*

[zjendjan.livejournal.com]

*Zjen starts rattling to himself* But that's silly. To be afraid of people knowing that you're afraid of them knowing that you're afraid of them knowing that you're afraid of them knoing that you're afraid of them...

[john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

Doesn't work quite like that, duck.

[zjendjan.livejournal.com]

Oh. I thought that didn't make much sense.

[john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

No, it didn't. Well spotted. *lights himself a cigarette*

[zjendjan.livejournal.com]

So how does it work?

[john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

I am not exactly inclined to tell you.

[zjendjan.livejournal.com]

Because you're afraid of me knowing that you're afraid of me knowing?

[john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

Don't start that again.